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  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....
• Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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• Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
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