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• The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
  So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day....
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  The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters....
• ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!!
• Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
  St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right now, so we can only take one person right now....
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  She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....