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• Warning, this message may cause drowsiness.
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  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
• ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
• WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
• The Troubled Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
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• Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.
• Wow.. This computer thing is intense...