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• If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
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  WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards....
• Need Water! An traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he saw something, far off in the distance.
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• Hard work may not kill me | | But why take that chance?
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