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• Sing this to the Everly Brothers' tune "Wake Up, Little Susie
  Wake up or eat sushi, wake up! Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!...
• Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!
• Our country's sound asleep Japan is buying us cheap They're taking ove
  we're in a wok and they're turning up the damn heat Wake up or eat sushi!...
• Well, how we gonna talk to kids who say ko nee-chee-wah?
  Wake up or eat sushi! Wake up or eat sushi!...
• Wake up Mom, it's time to drop the Bomb...
• Things to do in a grumpy mood... Wake someone up violently.
• Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.
• Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.