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• Women and elephants never forget an injury.
• Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.
  Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals....
• A: If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
  B: If that means damning you to hell consider it done....
• Dutch treat: Hollandaise Sauce.
• Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
• Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :)