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• Q: How was the space shuttle like the New England patriots?
  A: For 72 seconds they were both flying high....
• Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A. Because it can't sit down.
• NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under one..
• I HIT YOU, TREE" Sung to the tune of "I got you babe", by Sonny & Cher Mike
  They say that we can't go down the hill, Before we go we really should write a will....
• BATS This one bat returned from a long hard day's work of collecting blood.
  Upon his return to the bat cave, he proceeded to hang from his perch whereupon a group of his friends noticed the blood from around his mouth....
• Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
• Blood is the lubricant of ignorance.
• Fun With Blood-Stained Calligraphy.
• Descriptions Some useful descriptions of people you may meet with day to day.
  1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching....