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• The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!
• A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.
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• Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
  Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar, but if they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three....
• Do Quarter Horses have only one leg?
• The BBS to have when you're having only one.
• May your kayak only have one hole in it!
• Resourcefulness is a virtue... the only one I have!