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• As I said before, I never repeat myself.
• It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work.
  The camera crew is in the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a small tree....
• In the land of Iraq, Umar lost his donkey. He went all around the land searching for his donkey and could not find it.
  He came across a tall tree, and decided that if he climbs it he will be able to see more of the land and maybe have a better chance at finding his donkey....
• The Bald Eagle... One day there was a man who was walking through the forest and got lost.
  He wandered around for over a week, and was beginning to starve....
• I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
• Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.