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• The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
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• Scientists say a big earthquake, centered in Southeast Missouri, is sure to come some day.
  Don't look at us. It's not our fault....
• It's not my FAULT.
• It's not my FAULT