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• And now a word from the NULL device...
•  All My loving...I will send to you.....
• Money is the root of all evil! (Send $15 for more info)
• Money is the root of all evil. For more info send $20.
• Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
  A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin....
• While in grad school, I was an "assistant" in a lab which contained two pdp-11/23's running UNIX System 3.
  Much of my education came from jokes played on me by my more knowledgeable friends....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Acme replies.
• This is something I made up after my boss told me to give a braindump on our products to the new guy.
  It's based on the unix strings package. nroff source is available for those that want the underlines and all....