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• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• A man is staying at a Vegas hotel and goes to play golf on their course.
  Before he starts, he buys 3 golf balls for $5. He has a very pleasant round....
• Ok, this forces me to tell one more of my favourites.
  I worked once in an academic setting where folks tended to complain that UNIX operating system was user-unfriendly....
• Poop can be a pleasant word.
• There is no time like the pleasant.
• Still remember Hollerith codes? Nah, probably too young..
• If no winter,Spring wouldn't be so pleasant.
• Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
  He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer....
• I went fishing one day, just for the halibut. All I caught was a haddock, So I went home and took too many aspirins, And then my herring got impaired.