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• PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
• Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Poupon?
• Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool?
• You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
• Q: How can you spot Dolly Pardon's children in a crowd?
  A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips....
• Pardon our existence and we'll pardon yours.
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