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• Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
• PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
• Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt ** He who laughs last thinks slowest ** If you don't like the new
  go out and make some ** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home ** I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
• How am I driving? --- 1-800-EAT-SHIT
• Pardon you while I interrupt!
• Keep honking...I'm reloading
• I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders!