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• Lawyer - the larval form of Politician.
• If the world is a stage, I have stage fright!
• Know why they're roach clips,POT holder was already taken!
• Is everyone out in net land familiar with Sensormatic?
  They are the company that make the large plastic clips that set off alarms when you exit a department store....
• All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
• No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree!
• Hangnail.......... A coat hook.