Lawyer - The Larval Form Of Politician.
Lawyer - the larval form of Politician.
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hange
How can you tell a dead lawyer form a dead skunk lying in the middle of the road?
There are skidmarks in front of the skunk....
Oxymoron: Honest politician.
. . . like a scurvy politician . . . --Shakespeare
Oxymoron #007: Honest politicia
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash