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• Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop.
• 1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?
  2nd Pole: "Yep ...nope...yep...nope......
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
• How can you tell a Pole from an ape? The ape peels the banana before eating it.
• Santa Sued For Checking List Twice... AUSTIN, TX (Dec.
  23) - Attorneys for filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice....
• Pole #1: "Hey. look at the dead bird." Pole #2, looking up in the sky: "Where?
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole.
  They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole....
• 125 There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first piece of tail.
  He shoved in his pole, But in the wrong hole, And a voice from beneath yelled...