Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums!
Related:
- A guy goes to a psychiatrist and says "Doc I have a problem.
Two months ago my cousin died and left me $75,000... - I have nothing against Michael Jackson, but if my son ever goes around
wearing just one glove,
he better be playing baseball... - He who hesitates goes
after me... - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank,
and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts... - I think you have me confused with someone who gives
a shit... - This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired... - GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said,
do lemons have wings? HOST: Of course not. GUEST... - GUEST: Do lemons have wings?
HOST: What?
GUEST: I said,
do lemons have wings? HOST: Of course not. GUEST...
