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• I'm losing my thought of train....
• My train of thought is a Mag-Lev.
• A one track mind often has a derailed train of though
• The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman riding on a train.
  Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap....
• My gal pal told me this one: Q: What do yuppies call mutual oral sex?
  A: Sixty-something. Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!...
• Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!jailbird [ I rejected this one a long time ago, but it has shown up more frequently so I guess there's more to it than I thought at first.
  ]...
• Kiss and a slap A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.
  They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother....
• My last original thought died of lonliness.
• At The Office... Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
  Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault....