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• A budget is a plan for going broke methodically.
• Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
• We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as anyone is hungry anywhere.
• All Scottish food is based on a dare.
• Money is the root of all bills.
• Money is the root of all wealth.
• Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
  When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it....