MODEMing: Do It Til You Go Blind
MODEMing: Do it til you go blind
'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
Modeming...a writers escape!
Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms!
What do you call a blind dinosaur ? Imsureheneversaurus.
What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud....
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
Q: How do you blind a Chinese person? A: Put a windshield in front of him.