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• Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• Logic is the organized way to go insane.
• If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
• If there is any way to do it wrong, he will.-Ed Murphy
• A senior moment... As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
  Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280....
• Life eludes logic.