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• Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
• If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
• Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.
• BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
• I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.