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• Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
• Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
• When somone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects!
• Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.
• In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales", Vance Randolph tells of a wizened old country doctor who could treat anything.
  Well it seems one time, one of the mountain folk came into his office with three complaints....
• Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
• One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
• The First Liar Never Has A Chance
• A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.