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  The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea....
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  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses....
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  Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice presidential candidate....
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  2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses....