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• When can I give DOS the boot?
• Nothing can help this story. . .
• In the Bundeswehr (West German army) a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man.
  So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot....
• If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can.
• If nothing can go wrong, something will !
• How `bout those relatives that seem to stay longer than expected.
  ... If you had someone staying at your house, especially if they're traveling with small children, help them pack up the car....
• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From
  mmoore@saturn.ucsc.edu (Matthew Moore) Subject: What goes around Keyword...
• But you can sure get nothing for something!