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• Amazing! Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
  Out of my last 15 races, I've won 8!" Another horse breaks in, "Well out of my last 27 races, I've won 19!...
• A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
  The physicist's horse comes in last. "I don't understand it....
• A women was considering buying an aging Thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian's opinion of the horse before finalizing her deal.
  She asked when the doctor had completed his examination....
• A mathematician and a stock broker go to the races to bet on horses.
  The broker suggests a bet of $10,000. That's too much for the mathematician's taste...
• A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
• Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion.