Three women are chatting about the various attributes of their men ...
1st woman: I call my man Long John, because he's got a loong john.
2nd woman: Well I call my man Big Dick, 'cos he's got a biig dick.
They then turn to look at their friend ...
3rd woman: Well I call my man Drambuie.
1st woman: What? That's a first class liquor isn't it?
3rd woman: That's right honey.
1st woman: I call my man Long John, because he's got a loong john.
2nd woman: Well I call my man Big Dick, 'cos he's got a biig dick.
They then turn to look at their friend ...
3rd woman: Well I call my man Drambuie.
1st woman: What? That's a first class liquor isn't it?
3rd woman: That's right honey.
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