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• If this tagline were funny, it would be stolen.
• What? You expected a funny tagline maybe???
• Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.
• Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
• This would be a tagline, but I got 'em turned off...
  
• Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords... "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
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