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• If this were an actual , it would be funny.
• If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
• If this tagline were funny, it would be stolen.
• Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.
• Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords... "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
  "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off....
• Letters to a landlord Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
  I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off....
• DEC 20 practical jokes were rampant at an undergraduate computer center I once frequented.
  One practical joker, call him Jack (yes, the same Jack mentioned in an earlier message on this list), wrote a program that was really rather nasty....
• When my girlfriend and I were in our early teens (the age is important) we used to go to the local department store clock department.
  We would set all the clocks that had alarms to go off within minutes of each other a few minutes later....
• If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.