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• Anything worth doing is worth asking someone else to do.
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewi
• Q: What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour? A: When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size.
• It's someone else's fault!
• Because I'm a man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the ca
  I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in....
• It's always someone else's problem anyway ...
• Telepathy is minding someone else's business.
• I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.