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• I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
• No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
  Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....
• I used to have a shirt just like that..." &l
  pause for effusive thanks> "... then I got a job....
• I used to have a good reason, but I forgot.
• I used to work in a bank,but then I lost interest. I used to be a lumberjack,but then I got the axe.
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• Life is a bowl of cherries and I got all the pi
• I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS