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• There were bells, but I never heard them.
• The fireman told his wife, "From now on we're going to do things right - by the bells, like we do it at the firehouse.
  When I ring one bell, you meet me at the door with a kiss....
• Hard-learned lessons are remembered longe
• A man crawled into town along the gutters looking for work.
  A kindly priest found him, and discovered that the man had come from the previous town and found no jobs....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Too bad, I hid a boot.
• Maybe I think too much...
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• ("I am a pyromaniac. Are you not one, too?" "Why not?")