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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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  One day, the odd rabbi out, with the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority....
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  By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it....
• 28 of the World's Biggest Lies... 1. The check is in the mail.
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• Two WASPs making love: WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?" WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.