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• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
• I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
  First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....