I Don't Eat Snails - I Only Eat Fast Food
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food
If you like fast food, don't eat snails.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I'm on the see-food diet - see food, eat it!
If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it.
Mommy, I don't like tomato soup." "Shut up and eat--we only have it once a month.
I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians.
The pets eat better than I do!
Food is God's way of saying "Eat Me!
I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.