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• I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
• 106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
  I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control....
• I  my dog, I  my cat, I  my wife :-)