Hey! You Can't Hit A Man With Glasses! Use A Bat!
Hey! You can't hit a man with glasses! Use a bat!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists!
Never hit a man with glasses. A fist hurts more!
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Q: What kind of bat can't fly? A: A bat-man.
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