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• Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
  A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and six doughnuts at the same time....
• This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
  Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....
• Whadaya mean I can't pay you with Club Z points?!?!?
• Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony? The one who can carry a dozen donuts and two pots of coffee.
• Who is the most popular female at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
• Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
  He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....
• WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... * The Yoko Club?.........
  .........Oh no. The German philosophy club?.....I. Kant....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......