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• Our record is strong on women's issues," says George Bush.
  And Aunt Ilse agrees. She says she can smell it all the way up in Oelwein....
• George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.
• George Bush: The Wild Yea
• In other news, the first debate between George Bush and Michael Dukakis has been scheduled for September 25th.
  We are surprised Bush agreed to this date, since we thought he would want to spend Christmas with his family....
• George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people
  You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English....
• George Bush spelled sideways is O, he bugge
• Can you believe it??? George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already they have his wife's picture on the dollar bill!
• George Bush has announced that his Vice-President's first official assignment will be to travel to Lebanon to get firsthand information on the hostage situation.
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....