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• Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary?
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!
• The same guys go on a fishing trip to Canada. When they get there, they hire a guide and go out on the lake.
  One guy is getting all the bites at first. As he hauls in the first one, the guide pulls it up out of the water and throws it back....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• This was published in The South Texas Fisherman, sometime 1972.
  I'd like to take credit for it but the "Bill Kennedy" author is Sr, I'm Jr....