Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1st
Related:
- Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd.
I Don't Know is on 3rd... - From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
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rec.aviation Subject: Flying Jokes Collection - 2nd... - Fresh?
1st woman: "How was your date last night?"
2nd woman:
"I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was... - 1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?" 2nd Pole:
"Yep ...nope...yep...nope..... - There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to
each other.
1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for" ... - 1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return... - This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment,
get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner... - 1st man: My dog's got no nose.
2nd man: How does he smell?
1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's... - 1st Person : I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies...
