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• From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley) Newsgroup
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  2nd Pole: "Yep ...nope...yep...nope......
• There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to each other.
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• 1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
• This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
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  2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies....