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• We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
• If you want my advice, pay me!
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
• Advice is like bullshit - everyone wants to give you a load of it.
• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
• Q: Why don't they give Poles a whole hour for lunch? A: They don't want to have to retrain them.
• Not so famous quotes Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
  --Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself....
• An eight year old girl tried checking a book out of the library, titled 'Advice for Young Mothers.
  ' The librarian, being a typically nosey and puritanical librarian, asked, "Why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?...