Related:

• Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
• Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall
• Excuse me while I whip this out!
• Excuse me while I crouch down here 'ahint my asbestos shield...
• Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable.
• #???? -- I sent the check. Excuse me Canada, cheque.
• Flamethrower not included...
• Q:" How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. "A:" Only one....
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs. A': Only one....