"We're off to Scotland" said Tom clandestinely.
Related:
- Be careful with that saw!,
Tom said offhandedly... - Drop the gun,
Tom said with a disarming smile... - Beans are the musical fruit" Tom said
astutely... - Eat more fruit" said Tom,
with aplomb... - We're all out of isinglass" said Tom
amicably... - I'm sorry I'm so tardy," Tom said
belatedly... - There once was a lass from Wilts
She came walking into Scotland upon stilts
They said "Madam it's shocking
You reveal so much stocking"
She said "Yea,
well how about those kilts... - Seems that Tom was working local with a nervous FPL watching over his
shoulder.
He had one air carrier jet just touching down and another... - A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through
Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep...
