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  He called for the three men he trusted most - his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman....
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  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
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• If I had a Life I would be living it.
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  I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....