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• De Ebonics Crimmus Poem Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood
  ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stocking...
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• We are what we do, not what we say.
• We are what we do, not what we say
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• ={ We Smoked It ! }=
• Are we THERE yet?
• No, we are not drugs on...