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• Nothing's impossible to those that don't have to do it.
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  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
  "The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
• We have various local spots where the teenagers park, cruise, hold drag races, drink beer etc.
  We happen to own a white 1983 Dodge Diplomat, the exact kind of car used by the State Patrol around here as well as many law enforcement agencies nationwide....
• The world is divided into two classes: people who say "The world is divided into two classes", and people who say The world is divided into two classe
  people who say: "The world is divided into two classes", and people who say...