People Who'd Rather Push A FORD, Usually Do!
People who'd rather push a FORD, usually do!
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares, I thought I'd it one of my own.
1) Are you a liar? A) Yes B) No C) None of the above 2) Do you fill out questionnares correctly?...
Friends: People who dislike the same people we do.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
JOKEMASTER'S HURRICANE SURVIVAL QUIZ 1. How are hurricane's names selected?
a. Named after Congressmen who are full of hot air b....
48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
Your Favorite Color Is The Key To Your Sexual Life RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.
They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....